A Will Ferrell-Themed Bar Opened Up In New York City and It's Everything You Need in Your Life

You can now sample "A Whale's Vagina" at Stay Classy New York!

By Dominique Haikel Oct 12, 2015 10:24 PMTags
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NYC's 174 Rivington Street just got a whole lot classier thanks to the new Will Ferrell-themed bar that just opened its doors. No, you're not having a stroke, you read that right. Ma has brought us the meatloaf, and it is sexy and delicious.

According to the bar's website, Stay Classy New York is "open in preview" until Oct. 25, so dab on some Sex Panther and check it out. What can you expect? Food, trivia and pin-up bartenders, to name a few attractions.

God bless the fine folk who came up with the idea to construct an epic art shrine in the bar so that we may stare into the tempting, painted eyes of Ron Burgundy all night. 

October 1st!

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Have you peeped the menu yet? The epic drink list includes such hits as "Milk Was a Bad Choice," "Glass Case of Emotion," and "Mugatu Mule." It's Monday today so we'll take one of each, please.

Got a drink idea? They're ready and willing to take your suggestions! Might we side with one commentor who recommended the addition of "Scotchy, scotch, scotch?" Pretty key, if you ask us. 

A visit is in order to uncover the answers to some important questions. Will the walls be covered in many leather-bound books? Will the scent of rich mahogany permeate the air? Will the Mugatu Mule make us farty and bloated? We can only hope.

What do you think of the new Ferrell-themed bar? Tell us your thoughts in the comments! 

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