Jennifer Lopez is 45 years old. Let that fact sink in. Has it? OK, we'll repeat it:
Jennifer Lopez is 45 years old!
Keep that in mind as you watch the video for her new single "Booty," which also features Iggy Azalea. And no offense to Iggy, who is super-hot in her own right, but no one is looking at the 24-year-old when she's standing next to J.Lo in that video. A true statement that is made all the more impressive when you remember that JLo is in her mid-40s!
Well, at least now we have hard evidence that Jenny from the Block is some kind of sexy, ageless sorceress who knows the location to the fountain of youth or has sold her soul to the devil or something.
The proof? It's in the booty:
Are you kidding us with that flawless face? Are you kidding us with that booty?!
Those arms. Long and lean and probably magic.
Reminder: that is the ass of someone who is almost 50 and has had two children.
Werkin' in all white. WERK. ING.
No jiggles. No ripples. No fair.
Her booty is actually making the sun rise.
Iggy, you're gorgeous and all but could you move so we could go back to checking out the 45-year-old?
Thanks.
We assume Jennifer is drenched in the tears of every human on the planet who realizes they will never look this good at 45.
She has the legs of a high school senior varsity soccer player.
Girl, don't smoke. We all know you didn't come to look like that because of smoking. However, after watching this video we feel like we might need a cigarette ourselves.
BRB going on the StairMaster for nine hours.
This is going to put us into a booty-induced seizure and we don't even care.
She ends the video with a pose that is impossible for most people in their 30s, let alone women in their 40s. This morning we pulled a hamstring bending over to pick up a pen and she's doing this.
Stop mocking us!
Jennifer Lopez = witch. A booty witch, to be more precise.