Tom Hiddleston is very sexy in this new ad. How sexy is he? Let us count the ways...
1. When he's sitting in a Jaguar and you're like, "Wow, Tom Hiddleston! I didn't know you had a Jaguar! That's a nice car! That is sexy!" (By the way, this is a Jaguar commercial.)
2. When he talks about Brits playing the best villains and you're like, "THAT'S LOKI."
"THEY DO! THEY DO PLAY THE BEST VILLAINS! BECAUSE YOU'RE A BRIT! AND LOKI!"
3. When he smiles. Or is that technically a grin? Maybe like a mischievous little smirk?
Whatever, this:
4. When he gets out of the Jaguar and you’re like, “Dang, Tom Hiddleston. You look good inside your Jaguar and outside of it! I have a feeling you look good anywhere, Tom Hiddleston.”
5. And then immediately proceeds to button his jacket.
Obviously we would prefer he take clothes off, alas...
6. When he talks about being in charge and you're thinking, "OMG is this turning into a Fifty Shades of Grey situation? Are you like, Christian Grey and I'm your Anastasia? Because I'm game."
7. When he stares into your soul.
8. When he, oh, JUST STARTS RECITING SHAKESPEARE AT YOU.
9. Oh, Tom Hiddleston, you sexy son of a B. Don't ever change.
Seriously. Don't ever change. Or we'll show you what a real villain is like.