Because nothing says everlasting love like a white string bikini and Kid Rock.
Never befriend a Muppet, they'll shed all over you!
We've seen this look on many pre-opp cases. Except they worked it better.
Dear lord. This isn't even a hot mess. It's like a half-assed mess.
Even this dress is trying to give itself scarlet fever so it can be put out of its misery.
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In case you couldn't tell: Sharon is test driving her crazy person costume for Halloween.
If there's ever a shortage of tulle, you know where to find it.
Yup, this was made on the Jersey Shore all right.
At least Courtney won't ever have to worry about wiping.
Maybe we'll get lucky and the wolf will eat that awful hat.
If this is Richie's attempt to hypnotize us with a pattern so we forgot the unforgiving silhouette, it's not working.
Umm...Is that a hat made out of raisins?
Dumb and dumber.
We can't tell if it's Rumer's dress that's off here, or just how she looks in it.
There are no words. Just dinosaurs. So. Many. Dinos.
Fasten your seat belts. Except you can't, because Nicole stole them all to make this dress.
Dear Madge, Just because you want people to take you as a serious director on the set of your movie, doesn't mean you have to dress like a sad old man. Love, Us
'90s grunge and vag slips return in the ghost of LiLo.
What can we say? Even Fashion Police have their bad days. Some might say awful days, as well...
And this is how you make black and white as trashy as you possibly can.
Your friends at the scary hair club are looking for you, Frances.
Ah hem, Diane? Yeah, babe, you forgot your pants. PS—That shirt is hideous.
We really hope Coco didn't confuse the street for a public toilet.
Mmm, yes, see—the problem here is that this is ugly.